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Brandon Starr's blog. Updated daily since March 2003. Welcome. Make yourself comfortable. Have a hot chocolate. Brandon Starr's blog is not to be taken internally. All humor is intentional, unless indicated otherwise. Do not read while operating heavy machinery. May cause intracranial short circuiting. Not for children under four days of age. If for some reason you wish to contact Brandon Starr, take a moment and reconsider. No? Ah, well. His email is brandonstarr@yahoo.com. It's your fault now, and don't blame me when it all goes terribly, terribly wrong. |
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 New fiction story! Click here for "The Voice of Cassandra."
Click here for my ongoing novel: "The History of Magic in the 21st Century." Click here for the lowdown on "The History of Magic" Click here for my new investing blog, "Adroit Investor" Click here for my anti-Bush shirts. Click here for my favorite design: the 'tourist safety shirt.' Brandon Starr is available in small, medium, and large. Contents may settle during shipping. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Open carefully; contents under pressure. Do not incinerate. May be habit-forming--do not take if you are gassy or under the influence of mimosas. Improved; now non-staining. Ships in all colors, except puce. Prompt refund if not satisfied--simply return unused portion. All queries promptly ignored. Complaints resolved with deep, gut-blasting laughter, followed by posting complaints on nearest public wall. Not responsible for sunburns. All your base are belong to us. Act now. Beware cheap imitations. Insist on the original--Brandon Starr. Update notification by email available below. Some fun/useful/useless links: The Internet Movie Database My cousin back from Iraq, and how it changed me (my current favorite entry on this blog) Zazzle.com My Zazzle.com product page Fun blogs: infinitus opinio Siren's Song the mechanical jive The Strange World Thunderstorms in the Imajica Librarianguish Elven Sarah Random Musings (Catcher) Certifiable Princess (Sarah 2)
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