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Tuesday, February 06, 2007
If you save four seconds per day...

Man figures out "world's fastest" way to tie shoes

In this case, you end up with the same knot, but instead of forming the loops and then crossing them, you create them while pushing them past each other.

A bizarre little article, but worth checking out.

While on the subject of tying personal clothing, this is the knot I use whenever I'm wearing a necktie:  the Shelby knot.  I read about it in an old Wall Street Journal years ago, and have used it ever since.  Before I used whatever my father taught me, which I believe was a half-Windsor.

The link tells you how to tie the Shelby, but not what the benefits are:  the knot is small-to medium sized, perfectly symmetrical (most necktie knots are not quite symmetrical), and a nice triangular shape.  True, it feels a little weird at first starting with the tie "inside out," and the small end ends up facing "backward," but none of that is visible to those viewing you.  The main parts of the tie and knot are all facing correct-side-out. 

Next time you're wearing a necktie, give the Shelby knot a chance.

 


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Monday, February 05, 2007
Super Bowl thoughts

It was kind of an odd Super Bowl.  Some thoughts:

1)  The advertisers, by and large, avoided sex, presumably because of the whole Janet Jackson thing and the FCC still hanging over the event.  Instead, they turned to violence:  slapping, falling, crushing.  This is the same weird dichotomy you see with the U.S.'s movie ratings:  people can slash and mangle each other in the most graphic ways and get an R:  two married people can make love and it's almost certainly NC-17 or beyond.

2)  While the turnovers were exciting, after a while it kind of distracted from the game for me.  It took away from the professionalism of the thing.

3)  I saw it in HDTV.  I must say it's pretty impressive seeing a big event like that hi-def.  You figure you're just used to the graininess, and then suddenly your eyes are opened.

4)  I thought it was pretty cool that Prince was able to hold down the entire halftime show by himself.  Even the dancing marching band (there's some oddball name for it, but it escapes me) hardly distracted from him.  I've never liked his personality, but I've gotta admit, he held the crowd under less-than-ideal conditions.

 


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Friday, February 02, 2007
Halfway through "Guide"

I'm halfway through watching the movie version of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

So far, I'm not too impressed.  If I wasn't a big, big fan of the book series, this certainly wouldn't make me one.  The dialogue isn't spoken very crisply, and as a result a lot of the jokes can't be understood unless you already know them.  Similarly, there are a lot of missed beats by the actors.

Some of the modern effects are fun, but frankly, without well-told jokes behind them, there isn't a lot of point.

Alan Rickman manages to pull out a halfway decent perfomance, and Zaphod is passable (played by a member of the "Galaxy Quest" movie), but the biggest roles of Ford, Arthur, and Trillian are all falling flat at this point, almost to the point of miscasting.

Still, I have half of it to go, and maybe it picks up some.

 


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Thursday, February 01, 2007
Busy

I've been busy, and haven't been updating.

Fortunately, this time it has nothing to do with being sick.  I just have had a lot going on at work, etc.

I'm fairly tired, but everything'll be okay in the end, I'm sure.

 


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Monday, January 29, 2007
Back to normal

I feel normal again.  If only normal were better!

Ah well.  My sister's birthday is tomorrow, and she's doing really well.  She's now principal at the well-regarded private school she taught at in Tacoma.  It still sometimes feels weird that we don't live closer to each other.

I'm not sure what to talk about today.  I really don't have a thesis.  Nothing's really caught me on fire today.  I suppose I'm about done, then.

 


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Friday, January 26, 2007
Feeling a little better

It's nice to feel a little better.

When you feel tired and your head is stuffy, but you've lost the draining down your throat and the achy feeling, your outlook vastly improves.

 


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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Bring out yer dead...

Actually, I slept a lot last night and today, and while I'm not over my cold, I'm feeling better.

The sinus issues are still there, but the achiness is receding, thank goodness.

Better still, I have my weekend off starting tonight, so hopefully that will help aid my recovery.

 


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Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Sick again

I'm sick again.  I hope this one doesn't last three weeks like the last one.

Some of the symptoms are similar.  I'm draining down my throat, and feel awful.

 


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Monday, January 22, 2007
Dusting off an old headline

Headline:  teens increasingly interested in material things, wealth

Nice to know that, like old jokes, you can pull out old headlines and rerun the story after a few years when everyone's forgotten.

Designer clothes?  Spiffy new cars?  The latest gadgets?  Gee, we heard about this in the 1990s, the 1980s, the 1970s...I'm pretty sure every generation sees the new one as too interested in material things.

After all, old people have what they need, for the most part.  If they want more, they're often resigned to their status.  Plus, the older you are the likelier it is you're an irrationalist and given to bashing the "base material things."

Conversely, younger people are still looking for their niche, which includes "how wealthy will I be?"  And they're more open-minded, not automatically given to bashing things not of the fake, spiritual plane.  Most haven't learned to bury their inadequacies with sour-grapes religiosity.

What's next?  Complaints that kids play their music too loud, which is filled with messages that are bad for them?  That they have too much of a sweet tooth?  That they walk across old peoples' lawns too much?  I look forward to the next cliched, recycled news headline.

 


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Friday, January 19, 2007
It'll have to be electric

I speak of the future.  Specifically, of autos.

There's no way around it.  With the 2.5 billion Chinese and Indians increasingly turning to the automobile, the world will have to find a way to make useful electric vehicles to cut down emissions.

But don't many electrical plants burn hydrocarbons anyway?

Yes, but many do not, specifically dams and nuclear plants, plus that tiny but growing bit of solar and wind.  Also, if the plants are the ones producing the power, it means you only have to worry about making one big exhaust pipe cleaner, which can be done.  Look at all the older cars on the road belching blue smoke, and I think you'll see what I mean.

I could use an electic car.  I rarely put more than a hundred miles on my car in a day.  If it had a range of 150 miles or so, I'd be perfectly content.

As I've written before, I was a long-time skeptic of global warming.  I had studied it as part of a class way back in college about 1990 or so.  At that time, there were some theories, but it had not been widely disseminated in the media or politicized.  But the science wasn't yet clear.  Now it seems increasingly clear that we modern humans are a major source, if not the only source, of the increase in global temperatures.*

I'm turning down my thermostat, and thinking about this a while.

 

*  There were, and to a lesser degree still are, a few scientists who believed the world is warming, but put the cause as other than human sources.


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