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Sunday, September 19, 2004
Apparently, I suffer from...
Trivia Question of the Day answer
(The question is from yesterday, a couple of entries down...try not to look here if you haven't read it yet.)
The answer is:
D) Cripple. The Crips, short for the Cripples, early on affected limps, walked with canes, and otherwise acted physically deformed, even though they were healthy. It seems that these affectations have dwindled over time, but the name remained. Apparently gang members aren't into political correctness.
Source: "Cop: A True Story," by Michael L. Middleton. A very interesting read if you're into police work or crime in general.
Britney Spears, the dancing wench...
... has gone and gotten herself hitched again.
Arr, though she be easy on the eye, she seems to be a bit touched in the head. As crazy as a sh*thouse rat, as they say. A few markers missing from her compass, as it were.
If ye be wondering what I'm doing writing this way, ye'd best be on your way to talk like a pirate day. It's September 19th, the "official" Talk Like A Pirate Day. Off with ye!
Saturday, September 18, 2004
A little insomnia, so a...
...Trivia Question of the Day (it's been a while, so maybe it's of the Week or Month, but whatever).
The Crips are a famous street gang. What does Crip mean?
A) It's a variant of the word "crypt."
B) It's a variant of the word "crib."
C) It's a short version of the word "cryptic."
D) It's a short version of the word "cripple."
Answer tomorrow. Or next month. (Okay, tomorrow.) A good way to know when the answer is up is to sign up for the email notification, at least temporarily. (It's near the bottom of the left column.)
I found this interesting and very funny site advertising a Zombie Survival Guide.
Since it's from the UK, I think it's humor done with a straight face--you know, (your) tongue in (zombie) cheek. But the author never breaks character. So it could be someone with an overdeveloped sense of paranoia.
Either way, it's a good read. And you can even sign up for "Zombie Sighting Alerts."
You can "make" text pictures like this by going to Toogled: they search Google, then turn the picture into a color text picture. Cool! (blogdrive is cutting off the picture, but if you go to Toogled, it's always a complete pic.)
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Dungeons and Dragons satire
I found this satire of Dungeons and Dragons recently.
Funny stuff. As a former gamer, it brought back a lot of memories. If you played, you'll definitely get it. If you didn't, check it out anyway and find out what your weird brother was up to instead of honing his social skills with the preferred sex.
The satire uses characters from old 8-bit video games. I didn't think it added all that much, but it's kind of appropriate. Many guys (and, rarely, gals) who liked early video games were also gamers.
The rise of the internet is, I think, what rang the death knell for role-playing games like D&D. It's easier now to just jump online and play. More visual, too. And it appeals to the same kinds of folks who like role-playing games. Even I haven't played a role-playing game in years, and I was an inveterate gamer. But I play many online games.
I will say that many sessions of Dungeons and Dragons were very pedestrian--simple hack-and-slash sessions without much else going on. This sort of session was easily replaced, even improved upon, by online computer gaming. But if you had a good Dungeon Master leading a great story with solid gamers, it became a great interactive story told by everyone, and completely engrossing. I have never seen a computer game yet that even came close. It had much more in common with improvisational theater than "Doom 3." But unlike improv theater, which tends towards skits and simple physical humor, you ended up with a complete story in a richly detailed world.
For any gamers reading this, I was into AD&D, Paranoia, TMNT, and V&V. That's Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, Paranoia (a hilarious Orwellian sci-fi game), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (based on the very cool comic books, not the goofy cartoon), and Villains and Vigilantes (a superhero game) to you non-gamers.
Get ready for debate season
Well, season is a strong statement. Kerry wants four debates; Bush seems ready to agree to about two. (ABC)
When you are listening to the debates, you should know a little something about rhetoric (the art of speaking and debating) and logic. I highly recommend this "critical thinking mini-lesson" from the Skeptic's Dictionary.
Some to watch for especially:
The ad hominem attack. "Ad hominem" means "against the man" and a good way of thinking about it is "attacking the messenger." A proposal isn't true or false because of the person who brings it. But this logical fallacy comes up a lot because it feels right. Kitty Kelly is being attacked for her book about the Bush family--but not on the truth or falsity of her book! They're simply calling her things like "this discredited writer" and so forth. This is an ad hominem attack--and see why it works? Because people tend to look at the source to decide whether something is true. To a degree, this helps--when the source is a constant liar, like Rush Limbaugh or Bush or Cheney, you can gain valuable insight as to whether you should believe something. But when someone has dug up a lot of dirt on a lot of people, as Kitty Kelly has, it doesn't make her a liar. But they want you to think so. Anyway, that's an "ad hominem" attack. Bush and the Republican noise machine make use of this all the time.
The straw man fallacy. This is when you set up your opponent unfairly by mischaracterizing his position. For example, "Kerry voted for the Iraq funding bill before he voted against it, therefore he's a flip-flopper" is an example of the straw man fallacy. There were two Iraq funding bills; they were different in that the first removed part of the tax breaks for the rich to pay for it; the second, which the Republicans wanted, simply tacked it on to the national debt. Many Senators voted for one but not the other. Kerry has also made it clear that if his no vote meant not at long last getting body armor to the soldiers, he would have bit his tongue and voted for the second bill as well. Bush also said he would have vetoed the bill Kerry voted for--so, essentially, he voted against the funding bill before he voted for it! By not making any of this clear, and then calling Kerry a flip-flopper, Bush, Cheney, and many other Republicans and conservatives have committed the straw man fallacy. It's used because not everyone has the insight or the facts in order to see through the rhetoric.
Anyway, hone your logical skills, and get ready to verbally rumble.
Bush warns of more violence in Iraq and Afghanistan, urges other countries' leaders to join the U.S.
This is, of course, exactly Kerry's position: Iraq is a mess, Afghanistan was let go to go after the baseless war on Iraq, and we need help from other countries to do all this properly.
The difference? Bush doesn't have any credibility. He won't get help from anyone not already giving it because he burned all those bridges. By running over our allies on the way to Iraq, he guaranteed they won't help us as long as he is in the White House.
Friday, September 17, 2004
Kryptonite's kryptonite? Bic.
"Super-strong" Kryptonite bike locks can be opened by sticking in the non-writing end of a Bic pen and twisting.
Oops. That's a problem. For Kryptonite, that ranks right up there with "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction and has ties to al-Qaeda."
Hey, your bike may be gone, but your bike lock will still be there.
Kryptonite is rushing out a new lock design. No word yet on whether current owners will receive the new lock for free or some sort of discount.
The really bad part is, the BBC did a report on this problem in 1992, and it was never fixed! Is the CEO of Kryptonite a member of the Bush Administration or something?
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