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Friday, October 01, 2004
There's no debate...

...oil has closed above $50 for the first time. (Reuters, via Money/CNN)
But I've written enough about oil for now.

Here are my favorite moments during the debate:

3)  Kerry calls Bush out on the carpet.

Bush says "we were attacked," and Kerry reminds him that Osama bin Laden, NOT Saddam Hussein, attacked us.  Bush, flustered, replies, "(O)f course I know Osama bin Laden attacked us. I know that."
(link is to the Commission on Presidential Debates transcript)

2)  Bush decides that our military isn't so spread out after all:

"The military will be an all-volunteer army. We will continue to stay on the offense. We will fight the terrorists around the world so we do not have to face them here at home."

Okay.  So, we're in Afghanistan, we're in Iraq, and because we're split up, neither is going well at all.  So now we're NOT going to have a draft?  And yet we're STILL going to be able to go after terrorists around the globe?  Where might he be getting this manpower from--besides the already-in-effect backdoor draft, AKA "Operation The Joke's On You, National Guard Member."  This from a President who makes it hard to recruit, both because he attacks foreign countries without proper justification and because he CUTS THEIR BENEFITS while they're still in harm's way!

1)  Bush shows his lack of understanding of what it's like to be in war:

"The enemy understands a free Iraq will be a major defeat in their ideology of hatred. That's why they're fighting so vociferously."

Vociferously means "loudly."  Not "violently," "horrifically," or anything else.  As far as Bush is concerned, the only war in the world is a war of words.  He doesn't understand the situation of a young person in the blood and bullets of war.  He's out of touch, and dangerous.

Posted at 03:00 pm by brandonstarr
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Where the debaters went wrong

Factcheck.org:  Bush, Kerry both made factual errors during debate
Read the article, and it becomes clear:  most of Bush's errors were lies, where most of Kerry's errors were misstatements.  That's my reading of the article, not Factcheck.org's, which is nonpartisan.

Examples:  Bush:  "we're spending the reconstruction money" and "100,000 Iraqis troops trained."  Actually, only 6% of the reconstruction money has been spent (because of all the violence, as I've written here before); and only 5,000 Iraqi troops have been fully trained.  The other 95,000 "trained" troops have only had a three-week crash course.

Bush also lied about Kerry's position on how fast we might get troops out of Iraq.

Bush also lied about having 75% of al-Qaeda in jail.  The figure only refers to those running al-Qaeda at the time of 9/11--he fails to take into consideration the facts that 1) they've all been replaced, and 2) his military failures by splitting his forces into the second, useless Iraqi war means al-Qaeda has actually gotten stronger.

Bush lied about the 10 million Iraqis being registered to vote.  No one knows the number, though there are a lot--but frankly, what does it matter how many have been registered?  They "voted" in one-man elections for Saddam, too--the registration didn't matter then, either.

Bush lied, saying he increased money on curbing nuclear proliferation by about 35 percent.  This is a lie, not a mere exaggeration--the money was cut by 13 percent, not raised, and that it WAS cut was Kerry's point.  Bush simply tried to lie his way out.

Kerry:

"Exaggerated" the way Bush lost Osama bin Laden.  Oh, Bush didn't catch Osama, and he let the Afghani warlords handle a lot of it.  But factcheck.org says that we don't know for sure if Osama was capturable at that time, and he wasn't really "surrounded" at any time.  Either way, we know Bush dropped the ball, and he did it because he was already moving forces over to Iraq even as he was supposedly going after Osama "dead or alive."

"Exaggerated" about the cost of the Iraqi war.  SO FAR, it's cost $120 billion.  Kerry said it cost $200 billion.  The only difference comes from the money set up to be spent starting today, October 1st.  In other words, it has cost us $200 billion--because that money is already set up to be sucked out of our federal spending this year.  But only $120 billion has technically been "spent."

Kerry said that hundreds of millions were spent by Bush to create bunker-busting nuclear weapons.  The figure is $35 million.  But if you watched the debate, Kerry's point was that Bush was testing a new form of nuclear weapon AT ALL right now, not really how much was being spent on it.  He was concerned that we are trying to stop other countries from having nuclear weapons while researching a new kind of nuke--one which, by all appearances, we would be all-too-eager to actually use.

The other two Kerry factual problems were slips of the tongue, and hardly worth mentioning.

Anyway, check it out.  Am I exaggerating?  Or was Bush actually lying to us baldly, where Kerry, when he was incorrect at all, was much more in the category of exaggeration?
 

Posted at 09:16 am by brandonstarr
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
Here comes the debate

The first Presidential debate is in less than half an hour, now.

I find myself wanting to watch, but not so much to cheer as to hold my breath.

Of course, the real problem is:  with so much of the debate under rules, can any real issues be debated?  Because if not, it ceases to be about issues and becomes about image.  This is where Kerry cannot help but lose, because the pundits can spin "image" any which way they want.  And most of them are conservative or afraid of Bush.

This is going to be interesting.  Someone good at formal debates, trying to overcome a bit of an image of stuffiness, versus a man who sometimes mangles the English language but is often seen as a good-old-boy.

Posted at 05:46 pm by brandonstarr
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
SpaceShipOne successful

Congratulations to SpaceShipOne and its crew
If it makes another successful flight within two weeks, it will win the X prize of $10 million.

Another instance of bold, rational minds doing what was once unthinkable.

Posted at 12:34 pm by brandonstarr
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SpaceShipOne on another flight

SpaceShipOne on another flight, trying for X prize for private space flight
As of this writing, this is a developing story; all it really says now is that the carrier jet has taken off, and in a few minutes SpaceShipOne will fire its jets and try to punch out of the atmosphere.

Here's hoping!

Posted at 07:42 am by brandonstarr
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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
"Stoned slackers?" Hardly.

Nielsen Media Research says "The Daily Show" viewers more likely to have completed four years of college than "The O'Reilly Factor" viewers.

They're also less likely to spew hatred for their fellow man.  That's not according to Nielsen Media Research, that's just based on the observation that 1) "The Daily Show" is funny, and 2) "The O'Reilly Factor" features a host who screams down anyone who appears on his show and doesn't spout the GOP party line.

Posted at 01:39 pm by brandonstarr
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Monday, September 27, 2004
Conan O'Brien to replace Leno in 2009

Leno signs five-year contract, O'Brien signs guarantee to replace him in 2009.
This certainly avoids the bruhaha that occurred when Johnny Carson retired, pitting Letterman against Leno.

O'Brien has a strange act--I wonder if he'll alter it much, either between now and 2009 or once he takes over.

Interesting.

Did anyone see Conan's "Walker, Texas Ranger" lever?  I thought that was about the funniest thing I've ever seen on his show--not that I watch it all that much.  But when you rip them out of context, those "Walker" clips are bizarre and extreme.  Funny stuff.

Posted at 11:34 am by brandonstarr
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Crude oil nears $50

Crude oil over $49.50; Nigeria, Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Iraq supply problems cited.
(Disclosure:  I have a long position in oil producer/refiner/retailer ExxonMobil.)

Seems like the markets are now willing to believe that the current supply and demand situation is what it is and isn't likely to allow declining oil prices soon.

Good news if you have a position in the oil stocks.  Bad news if you drive a car, are a business owner, buy items that were shipped anywhere, or like spending money on things other than gasoline or fuel oil.

Hmm...

Another indication that Bush's policies aren't helping things.  Four years of ignoring the possibilities of alternative fuels or increasing efficiences, all in order to help his buddies in the oil biz, plus the incompetence of his leadership viz the Bush war, means the shift in the supply/demand equation as China and India and others increased their demand for oil has caused prices to soar.  Alternative fuels and increased efficiencies could have meant more slack in the demand side of the equation; letting the weapons inspectors continue to do their jobs would have meant Iraq not being shut off as a source of supply with regular sabotage attacks.

But the price continues to rise even as recent efforts to get Iraq back online mean the best exports since Bush's war started.  What happens when Iraq gets another big sabotage attack?  It just means there's more room for the price of crude to creep up.

(I've also read that fuel oil prices are already as high now as they ever were last winter--and we haven't hit October yet.)

If Bush is elected (for the first time, for the last time) in November, I may just double up my oil position.

Posted at 09:01 am by brandonstarr
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Sunday, September 26, 2004
Colin Powell: Iraq insurgency is worsening

Powell:  Insurgency is worsening (BBC)

Yet he says it's premature to assume elections cannot be held in January.

All righty.

Meanwhile, for U.S. troops, we're up to 1048 dead and 4026 wounded badly enough not to be able to return to duty within 72 hours, according to the Iraq Coalition Casualty Count. (this number will be higher if you click after 9/26/04.)

They rigorously follow all casualty information released by the Armed Forces.  Presumably, it's accurate.  But it's hard to say.  If there are black ops in there, they likely aren't included.  Any other groups not included?  Who knows.

I wonder, regardless of the "official" current count, how many is too many to be dead or maimed due to a "President's" lie?

I have a number in mind...

Posted at 12:33 pm by brandonstarr
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Saturday, September 25, 2004
"Shaun of the Dead"

I saw "Shaun of the Dead" yesterday.

Very funny.  If you missed its coming, it's a British zombie film.  Half-comedy, half-horror, it isn't quite a parody of "Night of the Living Dead" and its sequels, yet it owes an extremely large amount to those films.

(VAGUE SPOILERS AHEAD)

The zombies are the classic Romero types:  slow, stupid, but relentless, and dangerous in numbers.

The film also explores issues largely left untouched by the Romero films:  what do you do if your friend or loved one becomes a zombie?  How quickly would you recognize a zombie uprising for what it is?  And, especially, how important is it to have access to beer when deciding on your safe house?

The film, while both comedic and horrific throughout, tilts toward comedy at the beginning:  Shaun and his cohorts take a long, long time to realize what they're up against, with much comedy resulting.  Towards the end, as main characters are threatened and friends and family disappear into the outstretched arms of the zombie horde, horror is the main ingredient.  Yet some balance is always maintained.

The British style of humor is there--in reactions, in the language, in the physical humor, and in the use of pacing and cuts.  But because it uses parody of American films, it never feels quite British, either.  It's an interesting mix.
If you like the Romero films, horror, zombies, or making fun of any of those things, you'll love "Shaun of the Dead."

Posted at 06:32 pm by brandonstarr
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